My Celebrity Crushes.

1. Sara Bareilles: Singer and Songwriter
Hit Singles: Love Song (2007), Bottle it Up (2007), and King of Everything (2010)

I am in love with her so much!! I am Albert Bernnaman and she is my Allegra Cole, besides that I'm skinny rather than chubby, and that she is quite a bit older than me. What makes her so irresistable to me is that she is so darn talented, and so fricking gorgeous. Oh my geeze that nose, those eyes, and that cute little body, and here I go again haha. When I am listening to her song King of Anything I just melt...Most of my other major celebrity crush were purely for looks, but she is the complete package, and that is why I love her....

2. Alessandra Ambrosio- Victotia's Secret model

This is the photo that sparked one of my very first celebrity crushes, and it still hasn't completely died away. My mom had a subsciption to the Victoria's Secret catalog for about a year with me not noticing until that wonderous day when the picture above was on the cover. Me and my adolescence was never the same again. After that day I anxiously awaited the arrival of the next magazine and when it would arrive I would search very carefully for each and every picture of this goddess. After all these years I still have every single one of those Victoria's Secret magazines, and I don't plan on ever getting rid of them.

3. Zooey Deschanel- Actress and Singer
Notable Films. Elf (2003), Yes Man (2008), and 500 Days of Summer (2009)

This stunning women burst into my mind a few years ago from me watching Elf, and then again from watching Yes Man. She is the Katy Perry -- they look shockingly similar -- of film, she has a more reserved look, but for me that makes her all the more attractive. Oh and you can't forget her hot voice, I can't even explain what is so hot about her voice, but it is absolutely irresistable. I would marry her, but as I mentioned earlier I am in love with another women. Her talent as an actress and beauty will keep me watching all of her films.

4. Emily Blunt- Actress
Notable Films: Charlie Wilson's War (2007), Sunshine Cleaning (2009), The Great Buck Howard (2009)

What is so special about Emily Blunt? I don't know, but maybe it's because she is goreous while also being one of the young actresses with endless talents. I have seen three of her movies, and have been able to enjoy each of the films while still being able to do unspeakable things with her in my mind. I have been told I have a very unique taste in women; most of them tend to be skinny -- like me -- while also having a very natural beauty, and that is exactly what Emily Blunt has.

5. Christina Ricci- Actress
Notable Films: The Addams Family (1991) and Black Snake Moan (2007)

One performance took her from being just another attractive actress to stealing my heart and loins and shooting onto this list. That performance was her portrayal of an emotional disturbed and sexually addicted women in Black Snake Moan. She is so unbelievably hot in that movie, that it was a real challenge to pay attention to the film the first time I watched it, I mean it should be a crime being that hot during a film. So indeed it was a single film that earned her a piece of my heart.

Notable Mentions:

1. Keira Knightley- Actress and model
Notable Films: Pirates of the Caribbean Series, Pride and Prejudice (2005), and Atonement (2007)

Her face is so gorgeous, her butt is muy perfecto, and her body is very nice, but the one major problem is that she is too skinny. I have a big thing for skinny chicks, that is why she still just barely missed the list, but I honestly think she may be a little to skinny for me. I'm sure that sometime in the near future she will have a role that she will gain the right amount of weight for, and I will be completely smitten.

2. Megan Fox- Actress, model, and maybe a part time whore...
Notable Films: Transformers (2007) and Jennifer's Body (2010)

There is no explanation needed, Megan Fox is painful hot. I went through an obsession with her like just about every guy on the planet did. While she is so hot it hurts, what is a very big flaw about her is her personalitly. She seems like a bit of a dim-wit and she seems to have absolutely no knowledge of the art of film, and I am almost completely convinced she is also a whore. She looks like a very high class whore, talks like a typical whore, and constanly poses like the modern whore. But even her whoreness is blocked away by her hottness.